HOOOWDDYYY fashion insider friends!
So – if our #NYFW Episode last week was not enough fashion for you – get yourself ready for the Fashion Crimes Podcast 2021 #MetGala Review!
This week, Holly and Nolan have QUITE a bit to say about “Fashion’s Biggest Night Out.” Every year, the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC hosts a themed fundraising gala. This year’s theme was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion” – whatever that means.
Apparently, we aren’t the only ones wondering WTH, as it seems as most who arrived on the famous white Met staircase had no idea either – or at least – didn’t bother to help us, minions, to understand their choice of outfit. RUDE! Excuse me….we need to know these things.
So, instead, Holly and Nolan pick their Favs and Flops, adding plenty of insightful details and sidebar commentary. Lots of sidebar commentary. Duh.
Holly loves J Lo in full her Ralph Lauren western, and Winnie Harlow and Gabrielle Union, both in Iris Van Herpen. Nolan drools over Shawn Mendez (with no shirt, again!). Would not kick him out of bed for eating crackers. I meaann. Let’s be honest.
But of course, Nolan does not mince words regarding Kristen Stewart in Chanel, Kendall Jenner in Givenchy (although he begrudgingly agrees that she did look the best she has ever looked at this Gala), and poor AOC with her “Tax the Rich” gown designed by Brother Vellies. Next time, AOC, ask Nolan first. I mean, right?!?!
Oh! And Madonna’s daughter Lourdes was dressed as a belly dancer – hairy armpits and all! EW! I mean is that really necessary.
And, we’re sorry, but WTAF with Frank Ocean and his Prada x Homer green baby, Kim K. in her blackout bat suit, and Justin Bieber in La Maison Drew? We are sure there are stories behind some of the weirder style choices, but frankly, we aren’t sure we care.
We do care, however, that this is basically the BEST TIME OF THE FASHION YEAR DOT COM, and love, love, love how much of a fashion feast we have had for the past 2 weeks.
There were beauties, there were beasts, and then there was Nolan at a swanky, VVIP Met Gala after-party! He got all glammed up and enjoyed rubbing elbows with celebs, models, and fashion editors – and partaking in lots and lots of sponsored spirits. All Holly cares about is the swag bag, and what she will be able to convince Nolan to part with. #truth
It’s been a long two weeks of fashion reporting, and frankly, our asses are fried. But hey, someone’s gotta give their unwanted opinions. It might as well be us! OMG you’re welcome.
We are the two best fashion friends you never knew you needed. Reporting live from the 2021 Met Gala, I mean how lucky are you right now. #justsayin
Met Gala Red Carpet Looks: https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2021-red-carpet-live-celebrity-fashion